my forehead is a battlefield

and my skin is losing to the all-powerful forces of sebum. Sebum is such a disgusting word...but what it's doing to my face is even more disgusting. Seriously...my skin looks like a shit ton of pimply ass.

So I have two options:

1.) Cover it with make-up to camouflage the issue, in turn making it much worse by clogging my pores even further...or

2.) Try to convince the world that Cousin It's coif is the "new black," and completely wrap my face in my hair.