i sleep in a cave

This is Jeff's drawing of me.

Yes.

That's me.

It's not that he lacks proficiency with crayons, it's that we were playing a game.

I like to call it "Blind Art." (Catchy, right?) Basically, you have to draw someone or something without ever looking down at the paper.

This is what Jeff came up with when he tried to draw me. Fabulous.

When he saw it, he laughed himself to tears. Max thinks it's so hilarious that every time he sees it he squeals like a howler monkey.

My take on it: Apparently, in Jeff's mind's eye, I'm the infamous "Bat Child."

-T.