On my way back to the city to see Sweeney Todd at the Cadillac Palace, I stopped at Walgreens for some sundries. (Ha ha. I actually just wrote "sundries." I love random vocabulary popping into my bored mind at random times...)
There was a man walking his dog across the parking lot and at first I thought the dog only had three legs. I realized this wasn't the case, but my mind decided to explore the topic further, and this is how it played out as I parked the V-Dub:
A lot of people with three-legged dogs name the dog Tripod. That's cool I guess. You know what would be cooler though?
A one-legged dog...
...named Kickstand.
Then I walked into Walgreens and stood in line behind a man wearing sweatpants that resembled baseball pants...who was buying 3 bottles of Walgreens brand diet cola, light Pringles, and ant traps.
And he liked to stare at me.
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